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Topic: Insane quotes
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Anthony.P
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posted March 09, 2002 08:16 AM
   
This topic is about insane or funny quotes Bring them on!!!!!
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Squirl
 
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posted March 09, 2002 09:59 AM
First Witch: Thrice the brinded cat hath mewed. -MacbethMeaning: Dude, she pickled a cat!
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Bubble Monkey
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posted March 09, 2002 06:05 PM
"My Karma just hit your Dogma." -Can't remember
Bring me the ranch dressing hose!
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SSJ.Ffish
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posted March 09, 2002 07:35 PM
Well, I have a few in my sig. The "A mind is a terrible thing" one is from my Sophomore Earth Science teacher. Another one I like is this:
Skill without creativity is worksmanship, and gives us usefull things like wickerwork baskets and chairs.
Creativity without skill is modern art.
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UltimaWepn
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posted March 09, 2002 10:53 PM
I was watching Comedy Central today, so I have some quotes from some stand-up. Go me.
"Fun and run are two words that should never be connected. That's like someone with a huge lump in their head saying, 'Hey, look at my humor tumor.'"
Well, only one.
Now one from our family car's (a 1974 Dodge Dart) windshield cleaner tube.
"Step 1-Remove cap. Step 2-Insert fluid. Step 3-Replace cap."Or, the one that this topic wouldn't be complete without:
"In AD 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set us up the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha...
Captain: Take off every 'zig'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice."
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Anthony.P
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posted March 11, 2002 05:55 AM
hehe, I got one.I think i have to fart... (FART) -someguy
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Tolkien
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posted March 11, 2002 09:11 PM
From Dune,
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear... I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
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Violent-D
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posted March 12, 2002 12:08 AM
Well, read my signature for something insane. As for anything else, read on!"Let us rain doom upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies." -Invader Zim "Hello there, my name is Larry, Larry Laffer." Leisure Suit Larry. "Joe, if you don't die quietly, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. (hotel room)" -Krouser "Cry me a river, and I'll drown you in it" -Violent-D "Pikachu" -El Diablo
"Eddie! You can't kill someone just because of they way they looked at you!" ~James Sunderland"Why not? He had it coming! The dog...he had it comin' too!" ~Eddie SILENT HILL 2 How's my Super Smash Brother's Trivia? Comments and questions go to Duddleus@excite.com
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SaferSephiroth2040
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posted March 12, 2002 01:37 PM
I have a whole document on my computer full of weird and funny quotes.I hear it's really amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61! Nuclear Power: Providing your community with hideous mutations since 1957. If you are hungry, eat my face! "I think we broke her head, dude."
"Great. You grab the new releases, and I'll empty the register into this wombat bag."
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Ness3
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posted March 12, 2002 06:03 PM
"Look Daddy! A whale egg!" - Ralph Wiggum
The future of gaming is here... The Nintendo GameCube, Born to play...I used to be GandalfTheGrey... :O
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a_passerb
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posted March 12, 2002 10:21 PM
whee
I just don't know anymore. Try next door, but that's just a suggestion, not formal oracular advice.
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UltimaWepn
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posted March 12, 2002 10:46 PM
"Guns don't kill people, bullets do."
"We have the right to bear arms, but not the right to arm bears."
-Charlton Heston on That's My Bush
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Mojoman 13
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posted March 13, 2002 06:27 AM
YATTA!You know what would make my day? I nice big chicken taco.
-Me HOLY @$!&*% THEY HAVE CHICKEN TACOS!
-Me at lunch later that day
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CabezaGrande
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posted March 13, 2002 12:31 PM
Nothing and nobody well-reknown, but a classmate of mine said this to our inexperienced physics/calc teacher:"Um, [teacher's name], would you like us to tell you the right answer now, or would you like us to wait so you can figure it out yourself?" HA HA HA HA...ha...uh, yeah, guess you had to be there
Dang. I could use a nap.
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Electrocow
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posted March 13, 2002 01:01 PM
rofl.
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Ghost Of Starmen
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posted March 13, 2002 03:27 PM
From comedy central Kevin James: sweatin the small stuff.Of course you have to realize before you read this that Kevin is taling bout fat people... no carry on with the joke. "Dude! Where you doing jumping jacks in the attic?" "No... but i peeled an orange an hour ago."
::Drums in back round.::
Thank you!
::Tomatos hit him.:: Ack!
Boing!
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KrazyKraken
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posted March 13, 2002 04:29 PM
"Look you stupid [illegitimate child] you've got no arms left!"
"Yes I have."
"LOOK!"
"Its just a flesh wound"-Conversation from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
P.S. I would have sent money, but I already sealed the envelope...With the help of my parents, I achieved independence. Specifically, they pried me from the doorjamb and rolled me out into the street. - Captain Fwiffo of the Spathi, Star Control 2
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Kamigaro
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posted March 13, 2002 05:26 PM
"This is the best gun ever!One shot equals a million shots!"-Some kid"Action...Buddy!He flies when you wave him in the air!His legs move!His arms move,even his head moves!"-Advertisement "This is your final breathing"
"It's enough big!"-Danny (A friend o' mine) "dud,lern tho spil"-Tamalic
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Moochie
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posted March 13, 2002 08:10 PM
If you plan on killing each other, take it outside.
I don't want blood on the freshly-cleaned carpet!"So, what did you guys do today?"
"I went to the museum!"
"I went to the movies!"
"I watched a potato do Kung-Fu!"
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"What?"
My Grandfather:"Did you hear the name of the new phone line they have in Mexico?'
Me:"*sigh* No, what is it?" My Grandpa:"Taco Bell!"Then he laughs. Me:"........."
Someone swooped down from the sky! It was Moochie! Moochie tried his new power, Penguin Ice! The enemy was surrouned with Liquid Nitrogen and froze to death! YOU WON! ~Moochie
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flynman
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posted March 13, 2002 08:19 PM
"Meekrohsopht speel cheexor wercs grate!" Anonymous
"Weight Watchers meeting will convene at 8:00. Please use large double doors in rear of the building"
An Anonymous Church Bulliten[This message has been edited by flynman (edited March 15, 2002).]
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Xaious
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posted March 13, 2002 10:17 PM
"I LOVES ME KITTY"-SHIRT ON WILL AND GRACE
"I'm about to dispense some indiscriminate justice"seige tank-Starcraft
It's the end of the world as we know it,and I feel fine-R.E.M.
"I'm only gonna do this ONCE"-Taliban instructor with bomb strapped to chest.
"I'm about to drop the hammer"Terran Seige Tank
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Anthony.P
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posted March 15, 2002 06:28 AM
Fear the.....POKE OF DOOM!!!! -Me
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Ness3
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posted March 15, 2002 01:43 PM
"If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!" -My friend.
The future of gaming is here... The Nintendo GameCube, Born to play...I used to be GandalfTheGrey... :O
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RogueJedi13
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posted March 16, 2002 06:04 AM
"In times of crisis,it us of utmost importance not to lose one's head."Marie Antoinette Look her up in the Encyclopedia [This message has been edited by RogueJedi13 (edited March 16, 2002).]
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Kris
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posted March 16, 2002 02:11 PM
"Ohh the internet is on computers now."-Homer"Help me jebus!"-Homer "sweet, lemony-fresh victory is mine!"-Zim "I miss you cupcake..."-Gir "dad: Ohh...
mom: what is it?
dad: Ohh...
mom: Is it?
dad: yep it's diarrhea!!!"-robot mom and dad
Blah, Blah, Blah, Dribble, Dribble, Dribble.
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PSI Master
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posted March 16, 2002 02:21 PM
Here's a good one, even though it's not really all that funny.
"You laugh because I'm different, but I laugh because you are all the same."
I love to use that when preppy people try to make fun of me.
これらは私のズボンでない。
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MrAccident
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posted March 16, 2002 03:29 PM
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."
--Dan Quayle
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fireside
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posted March 16, 2002 03:37 PM
all of those stupid one liners from the movies....The one i remember is that "Stick around*knife goes through guys stomache, sticking him to a wall*"- Preditor
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NessInHeaven
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posted March 16, 2002 08:49 PM
quote:
Originally said in Exit Wounds"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world that he didn't exist"
Or something along those lines. At least I think it is funny. [This message has been edited by NessInHeaven (edited March 16, 2002).]
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SpazzMan
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posted March 17, 2002 07:50 AM
I thought that was from The Usual Suspects.
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Ryanbomber
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posted March 17, 2002 09:24 AM
I've got 365 funny quotes.
"I want to win the Indy 500!"
"I want to break the sound barrier!"
"I just want to stay home and eat chips."
Top Man, Quick Man, and Turbo Man, Dr. Wily's Evil Happy Fun Time Show.
"HORRAY FOR TEH KIRBIZ"
-Me.
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Frinky
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posted March 17, 2002 09:49 AM
"I love you!"- A Hello Kitty magnet I stole from someone
Turtle power!
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Anthony.P
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posted March 20, 2002 05:54 AM
Al Gore? -Bill the extra guy
I am....DR.DONEZ!!!!! -Dr.Donez
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metallicus
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posted March 20, 2002 02:51 PM
Here are some qoutes from the [newb]
Jenner: "We... we were just talking about you."
Justin: "Well, that's a relief Jenner; you're usually screaming about us." ~ Nimh
"Time is like car keys, you never really lose track of them, you just don't know where it went." ~ me METALLICUS: "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
TOLKIEN: "Ummm... nothing."
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SaferSephiroth2040
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posted March 20, 2002 06:34 PM
Teri: "Hi George. You're late."
George: "Yeah, sorry, but I was out committing random acts of mindless violence, and you know how time-consuming that can be..." -from UHF
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Tolkien
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posted March 21, 2002 08:15 PM
"May I Have your Attention!!!!
Now That I Have it its mine MuHAHahahHA"
*runs off laughing*
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Xaious
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posted March 21, 2002 09:43 PM
Ya still ain't got mine!  
"Luna est tres jolie."-Me"1!..2!..5!..3 SIR!..3!"
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Saturn Hippie
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posted March 22, 2002 03:05 PM
Hukd on fonix reely wurkt fur me.- t shirt
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exist elsewhere is that none of it has tried to contact us. - i forget
"America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded." - Kurt Cobain"I'll try to be sensitive to the fact that you're dumber than me" - Smart Guy "Nobody reads these things anymore" - Simpsons chalkboard writing
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Zeo Gato
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posted March 22, 2002 06:06 PM
"All your base are belong to us."
"All my what?"
"Your base."
"Oh. And who is this 'us'?"
".......Me and my happy little leprechaun that tells me to burn things."
~Me and a friend at school"Meow."
"All hail the cat-man!"
"Meow! Meow! Meow!"
"Arf!"
".....THROW HIM TO THE BEAVERS!"
~More weird quotes from my school.
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Blue Dragon
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posted March 24, 2002 06:20 PM
"You know, if you'd asked out that girl from The Panda when I told you, you'd be on a date right now, instead of driving around in the makeshift hearse of your childhood hero. Just something to think about for next time."
---Dunno
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